The Jon Bon Jovi Effect!

hi there, starting to panic... it's craft academy tonight in york and the chicken egg cosy I will be teaching everyone how to make looks like a scotty dog!! how can that be? they are two completely unrelated animals and no I am not going to post a picture of it!!! fortunately the brilliant anne will be there to guide everyone, she is soo talented and will soon sort out the scotty/chook hybrid!
 Saw a poster this morning for Jon Bon Jovi, in Scarborough I hear you ask? well, no, a tribute Jon Bon jovi band actually, now there's a surprise! and do you know I was rushing for the train but it was  as if I stepped out of myself for a moment and saw this woman laden down with knitting/ crochet / bags of stuff wearing a charity shop coat , hair well overdue for a trim ( like 6 inches!)  and thought to myself  'you traiter! you have completely suppressed your inner rock goddess!' and it is true, so what's a girl/grandma to do? well obviously some sort of makeover is required asap, don't worry not the leather trouser look! but really you know, I think I need to pull myself together, big time!!